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Milton Jones

Sun 22nd Apr From €30 BOOK NOW

Arts And Theatre

MCD Presents
Milton Jones
The Olympia Theatre
Sunday 22nd April 2018

**Tickets on sale NOW**

Master of one-liners Milton Jones brings a brand new tour to Ireland next April, including an Olympia Theatre stop off on Sunday 22nd April!

Tickets priced from €30 including booking fee and €1 restoration levy on sale NOW via Ticketmaster.ie, usual Ticketmaster outlets nationwide (list here) including The Olympia Theatre Box Office, and by calling Ticketmaster at The Olympia Phone Bookings on 0818 719 330.

The fees for this event include a €1.00 restoration levy. The restoration levy will allow The Olympia Theatre to invest in maintaining and enhancing the theatre to ensure that it continues to consistently deliver the highest quality experience for theatre goers, actors, performers & producers.

Under 14's must be accompanied by an adult, Over 18's ID required to gain access to the bars where alcohol is served. Please note, due to the nature of this show, parental discretion would be advised for younger patrons.

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Approximate times as follows: doors open 7pm, show starts 8pm. Please note, times subject to change as always and should be used as a guideline only.
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Milton Jones is Out There. No, really out there and this time he hasn't just forgotten his keys. He's holding up the mirror of truth to society, and he can see right through it, which means its probably just a window. In his brand new show he'll be putting his foot down and lifting the lid on the pedal bin of lies of the media (which doesn't include this press release obviously).

He will also be scaling the heights of fashion at the risk of falling into a terrible cravat. Milton will be talking about his life so far - the ups, the downs and why buying his own see-saw was the best decision he ever made. But perhaps he should give all this up and seek the highest office in the land - but how do you get a desk and a swivel chair up a mountain?

Oh and now he wants to be Prime Minister too. Can we do worse than the politicians we already have? Yes we can!

ABSURDIST ONE-LINE MASTERPIECES’ - The Times

‘THE BEST ONE-LINER MERCHANT IN BRITISH COMEDY’ - Chortle

‘Pun-derful Jones leaves the audience gagging for more’ - ***** Metro

‘Jones’s one-liners reach a new height’ - **** Time Out

‘Beautiful one liners so skillfully sculpted, you don’t know whether to laugh or put them on your mantlepiece’. - **** Guardian

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